Set down that pint for a moment and compete in some good old bar games. You may walk away with some bumps and bruises, but at least your beer gut will get a small workout.

8. Buck Hunter

Kickin’ it with your boys at the corner tavern, shootin’ the shit. Why not shoot something else? A plastic gun, wilderness (scenes), and bragging rights. Buck Hunter never gets old.

7. Beer Pong

The quintessential drinking game has been adopted by bars who set up packs of beer pong tables to cater to the masses. Find a partner and sign up for the beer pong tourney at your nearby pub. Let the debauchery begin!

6. Foosball

The pros get paid hundreds of thousands to win a tournament of plastic soccer players. But the kind in a bar is made solely for some wingman ass whoopin’. Thats what you took him for right?

5. Golden Tee

Not just your Dad’s game anymore. True, Golden Tee has been around for awhile, but before the Wii this was as hands-on as it got. So go old school and roll that ball around.

4. Billiards

Play swords with wooden sticks, launch miniature bowling balls through windows and peer through smoke as you take a shot. You will surely be mistaken for Paul Newman in The Hustler.

3. Darts

Fun, highly competitive and mostly dangerous. If you poke an eye out while taking the shot, a glass of Crown on the rocks should fix you right up, you will never feel it. When you wake up - drink more Crown.

2. Touch Screen

A highly sensitive screen where you get to run your fingertips across a pair of perky breasts or nads. ‘Nough said.

1. Bubble Hockey

(aka Super Chexx) Stay off the glass unless someone scores then smack it. It feels just like the real deal. Lazy drunks have it made, Chexx games are equipped with an automatic puck return system. Get drunk, give blood, play hockey.