Yeah, Andy Dick is always in the news. But that doesn't mean he isn't bat-shit crazy. He's many bats-shit crazy. And his craziness is well documented. Thanks internets!
Here He Is Being Annoying On Camera:
You must be crazy if you're willing to tempt fate by touching Donald Trump's daughter inappropriately.
Somehow we feel that Andy Dick has put his head inside of many things. When you're able to out-crazy Martha Stewart, you've really made a statement.
Pretty sure that if those actions were committed by a "normal" dude it would be considered sexual assault. But Pam Anderson could probably beat him up anyway.
Being Annoying Off-Camera...Sort Of:
Being A Dick, No Pun Intended:
Remember the amazing Phil Hartman? After his crazy wife Brynn shot him and then killed herself in their home, it was widely believed that she was mentally ill, which she was. But her mental illness was part of an addiction to cocaine coupled with depression. She had managed to get off the cocaine for a while, until Andy Dick allegedly gave her some at a holiday party. Jon Lovitz claimed that he was approached by Andy Dick at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles where Dick said "I put the Phil Hartman hex on you, you're the next to die!" The two then got into the least manly brawl of all time. Even if Hartman's death isn't Andy Dick's fault, it's still a real asshole move to make light of the comedy great's death to one of his friends.
Getting Arrested:
Andy Dick has had his fair share of run-ins with the law. Here are some of them!
2004: He was arrested after "forcing himself" on a friend in a McDonald's. What was he doing at McDonald's? And how much forcing was he doing if HIS OWN FRIEND was willing to call the police? That's a lot.
2005: Indecent exposure at a comedy club in Canada. He pulled out his junk and showed it to the audience. No one wants to see that, ever.
2008: The above mug shot is probably used by Russian authorities to turn children into serial murderers. It was taken after Andy was arrested on July 16, 2008 for pulling down a 17 year-old girl's shirt, an offense generally reserved for frat guys.
Oh Andy Dick, will you ever stop being a horrible psycho-path?