Give a big round of applause to the most genius eating inventions of our time. The master minds behind these inventions really do need a pat on the back... or a slap to the back of the head.
Man, at one time it sure did seem necessary to have both utensils in one. Oh but wait, that was the time we got stoned and could not figure out which utensil would be better for thick soup.
Those Asian countries really produce some of the most fantastic products to sell to dumb Americans. It's no wonder they come here and steal our jobs, they are slick bastards.
As if our children aren't obese enough, we are encouraging them to eat while we drive because the chubby chipmunks cannot wait to stuff that Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger into their mouths.
If you take the guts of the pen out, it doubles as a straw! But then you have to hand wash! On no!
If you are two years old, this is fine. If you are 85 years old, this is fine. If you are a man in college, and it is the morning after the first time with the new girl and you are slurping your cereal through a built in straw – thats not cool dude.