Alright, 90% of celebrities, we get it: you're in better shape than we are. We still think you should be required to wear a shirt when you go places. Here's a group of celebrities who probably have no problem getting some WITH a shirt on, but choose to be nude from the waist up anyway, just to make us non-famous people feel like losers.
11.) David Hasselhoff
Oh David Hasselhoff, what happened to you? You went from running on beaches with Pamela Anderson, to watching people balance desk chairs on their faces. Why WOULDN'T you want to get a little wasted? We can't knock you for that. But just get sauced with a shirt on, dude.
10.) Terrell Owens
Perhaps the most egotistical professional athlete, which as everyone knows, is a serious, serious distinction, Terrell Owens wears a shirt for around five hours a week. And that's only on Sundays during football season.
9.) Orlando Bloom
When you're as un-ripped as this dude, why would you take your shirt off all the time? Not only is he possibly the most boring actor in Hollywood, but he has the body of a 9-year-old girl. And he got to make out with Keira Knightley?
8.) 50 Cent
Anybody who's been shot more than zero times and lived to tell about it deserves to be called a bad ass forever. Fitty's been shot nine times, reserving him the right to bang your girlfriend if he wanted to. Regardless, maybe toss a shirt on for a little while? Just sayin'...also, please don't hurt us.
7.) David Beckham
This guy's got the life: a hot wife, tons of money, fame, and the real gem; he's the spokesman for Sharpie. He could afford plenty of shirts. And yet, he never wears one.
6.) Scott Weiland
You would think the lead singer of Stone Temple Pilots would want some long sleeves to cover up his numerous heroin syringe scars.
5.) Mario Lopez
It's a serious shocker that this guy still works out since he's virtually anonymous. Had he not landed the coveted role of Greg Louganis in TV's Breaking the Surface: The Greg Louganis Story, who KNOWS where he'd be now. Then reality TV came along, and this guy gets to eat every week. To show his gratitude, he should just wear a shirt for a few hours a day. It would be a vast improvement.
4.) Bai Ling
No one's complaining about this one. She even looks like she's trying to wear a shirt in this picture, but she fails miserably. Did we mention we're not complaining?
3.) Ja Rule
In the above picture, Ja Rule is clearly at an awards ceremony of some kind, with no shirt on. If he doesn't wear a shirt to something with "ceremony" in the title, it's safe to say he doesn't make an exception for the mall or church. But given his slow but steady decline in popularity, we're confident Ja Rule's future manager at Burger King will enforce the "always wear a shirt while working" policy pretty strictly.
2.) LL Cool J
LL Cool J isn't nearly as bad ass as 50 Cent, and is even less deserving of not wearing a shirt. Sure, he works out, but if he could give a completely realistic explanation as to why he isn't wearing a shirt when he probably should be, he wouldn't be on this list.
1.) Matthew McConaughey
The undisputed champion of the no-shirt look, Matthew McConaughey can be found shirtless anywhere on the globe, at any point in the day. Siberia in January? No problem for him, he'll just toss on some wool gloves, long underwear, snow boots, socks, and hat. No shirt=No problem for Matthew McConaughey.