Anyone who’s been to Las Vegas has seen their fair share of nudie and provocative bottle openers. But this list is about the cool and unique, not just openers with risqué handles.
The Ring
Perhaps you’ve heard of this. It’s a solid metal ring (it comes in chrome or various colors). Convenient and stylish!
Talking Bottle Opener
At the party you hit last weekend some kid was commanding a lot of attention with his Family Guy talking bottle opener. Yeah, been there done that. There are Simpson’s, Three Stooges; all sorts of versions. This opener is better because you record whatever you want on it! Your voice, your crass.
The Hat Opener
Genius! This one requires little explanation. We found it with Coors and Corona branding.
Zap Cap (aka Push-N-Pop)
This invention takes all the macho muster out of opening bottles. But you have to admit it’s definitely clever. Simply place over the bottle top and depress. Wa-La, there’s even a magnet so the cap doesn’t drop.
Helping Hand
Admittedly little colorful hands are sort of gay. But the nice thing about this opener is that you’ll never misplace it! Just hook it onto any bottle in the fridge.
Belt Buckles Galore
There are so many belt buckle openers we can’t even begin to cover them. Suffice it to say you can find classic, gaudy, subtle, raunchy, or funny belt buckle openers. They even make unisex and women’s.
Flash Drive Opener
It’s a bottle opener and a 1GB flash drive. This handy bottle opener contains a flash drive that pops out. The entire thing attaches to your keyring. Upload your tunes to thumb drive and you’re pretty much a walking party.
Sandal Opener
As you can tell we here at Campus Squeeze are big fans of multi-use, convenient bottle openers, especially wearable bottle openers. More discreet than the hat opener, Reefs Fanning sandals are comfortable flip flops with a bottle opener built into the sole. Incredible!
*Many colors and women’s styles available.
With a list like this it’s hard to settle for the standard key chain openers. Out with the boring and in with the bizarre!