Who would we be if we were to deny you video of a dog rubbing himself without a care in the world?  At first it seems sort of inadvertent, like the dog is just sitting there, and his paw grazes his junk a little bit.  Then after the 8 minute mark you realize that he's probably doing it on purpose.  Does he feel like 100% of 12 year old American males by thinking he's invented something amazing?  Either way, enjoy this video of a dog masturbating.  NSFDW (Not Safe For Dog Work) Sorry.

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