The election is mercifully over. But that means that more political discourse is on the way! NOOOOO! Anyway, we already covered such douchebags as Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter, so we figured that Sean Hannnity was the next logical step, especially during our un-paralleled Election Week 2008 coverage. He does and says douchy things.
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Sean Hannity
Why He Deserves A Douchebag Report Card:
I'm right AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL the time.
Ever see his show? He's all smug, and says things all smug-like. He also says things loudly, and usually without having researched first. Also, he has two best-selling books, which doesn't necessarily make him a douchebag, but it just proves that people will read anything, even if it was written by a douchebag like Sean Hannity.
On His Attitude:
We already noted that he's loud and arrogant, so it should come as no surprise that he is ALWAYS loud and arrogant. But perhaps the most annoying aspect of his persona? It is, of course, all done under the guise of being an objective "journalist." He makes repeated claims that even despite his conservative views, he is a journalist first. Rrrrright. Someone who so loudly professes their objectivity and then clearly demonstrates that they are clearly not objective is a double douchebag. Check out these videos where he trips over his dumb logic.
Inviting Christopher Hitchens On Just To Seem Righteous
This is hilarious because Hannity brings Hitchens on JUST so he can say "You're such a jerk for saying mean things about Jerry Falwell!" It's an obvious display of Hannity trying to look like a sympathetic, caring, decent human being. Doesn't really work, especially when Hitchens points out that Jerry Falwell was a hate-monger and general dick-face. But you can't really expect a D-bag like Sean Hannity to feel anything but love for his fellow scum. Instead of being a "journalist" and letting this man speak his mind, he just yells at him because he DISAGREES WITH HIS POINT. A real journalist, indeed.
Hannity Gets Super Angry
Watch Hannity crap his diaper! The guy can't listen to a democrat give his view for :30 seconds before he goes nuts. He starts whining about the war and all that nonsense, but this guy is here to talk economics! Oh, here's a fun part, "the Clinton-Gore recession" he's talking about is a recession that began in March 2001. In fact, read that entire website over a few times. Also, how amazing is it that Clinton and Gore started a recession AFTER they left office?! How can anyone watch this without getting pissed?
Ok, so there's about 4 billion videos on youtube that show off how obnoxious the guy is. We just felt that these two were the best at doing that. We should probably make it clear that we aren't bashing on Sean Hannity because he's religious or a conservative, that would be biased! We're just bashing him because of way he pretends to be a journalist, but really he just brings on guests who he can agree with, or guests he can call names to appear intelligent. That's what makes Sean Hannity a douche.
We're not even going to go through the whole rigamarole about this fellow.
Overall grade: A+
He's an A+ douchebag. That means if you're throwing a party, and you want it to be the worst experience of all time for everyone that attends, you invite this guy. For his obnoxious demeanor and constant belittling of the guests that disagree with him, Sean Hannity is a true douchebag to end all douchebags.