When cavemen discovered fire, they probably got burned a few times.  But quickly, they learned to respect their new friend.  Which makes us sad to show you videos which prove cavemen are more knowledgable about fire safety than we are.

 

The Best Way To Light A Bonfire Is With A Lighter That Requires You To Get As Close To The Deadly Liquid As Possible

 

Young Man Disrespects Fire, Fire Sends Him To Emergency Room

 

Gas Fumes Sneak Up On Kid, Blowing Him Up Hilariously

 

Germans Attempt To Out-Do American Bonfire Lighting Stupidity

 

 

The Best Place To Explode something Is In Your Own Living Room

 

 

Bad Idea #1: Lighting Explodeable Can On Fire...Bad Idea #2: Bashing Explosive Can With Stick

 

 

No, They Don't Sell Flame-Throwers In Stores, But Why Should That Stop You From Owning One?