George Bush Sr. decided to tell a story the other night, much to the glee of the audience.  To be honest, the story was pretty hilarious, and it was refreshing to see a normally stiff politician loosen up and be an asshole. 

(via Buzzfeed)

Bill Clinton's reaction is amazing, simply for the fact that he's not that subtley referencing his well-known love for the ladies.  How much would you have paid to see this bizarre-o-world event in person?  A lot of people are calling Bush a scum-bag for it, but it's just too funny to hear him say "I would NEVER bang that broad" in his own words.  We're willing to bet he has a ton more stories like this one.