When it comes to America, things are only fun when alcohol is involved.  Sporting events are alcohol-fueled parties complete with the entire spectrum of human emotion: love, hate, fighting, apathy, sex, childbirth, sucker-punching, barfing, crying, laughing, laughing til you cry, and sometimes pizza.  The Super Bowl is the "Super Bowl" of sporting events, and American citizens in attendance made sure not to disappoint.  The following story is completely real and could possibly be the most hilarious/"what the fuck-est" of all things that have ever happened after a sporting event.

That's Ginger, police horse.  A POLICE HORSE.  And someone hit her with a car.  And she went through that car's windshield.  But Ginger (and the officer she was carrying) are fucking bad-ass, so they lived.  So don't you worry.  The driver, 20-year-old stripper Brandi Holt, was apparently intoxicated, which you would have to be, if you were to strike A POLICE HORSE with your car.  Ginger is taking a few weeks off, but she'll be back on duty soon, we hope.