In the heart of every American college student is the desire to be successful after graduation.  Prior to graduation, however, is a completely different story.  During each week American college students consume copious amounts of alcohol.  It's just science, people.  Several of those nights end in vomiting all sorts of colors, thanks in part to a lack of discretion when it comes to the type of liquors being consumed.  But usually that occurs hours after the party began.  The fellow in this video is a fountain within two minutes of chugging a litre of vodka and around a gallon of water.  See?  Moderation IS helpful, sometimes.