"Who cares about the Kid's Choice Awards?" everyone in the world says everyday.  But this year was different.  (Was it different?)  Because Miley Cyrus cried for some reason after winning favorite singer.  "It's not like winning the Oscars or anything..."  she said, which is true.  What's the crying all about?  Is it foreshadowing her inevitable fall from grace a la Lindsay Lohan?  And what's up with the Rock wearing a dress?  Didn't the parents of these kids vote against Prop 8?  What a terrible awards show.