Dogs can be either bad ass or safely domesticated depending on your dog owning method.  Make your dog sleep outside in a rusty cage while feeding it beef ribs and spraying it with the hose for no reason will probably lend to its murderous attitude.  But raise it with love, some Alpo, table scraps and hugs, and you've got the American standard.  Check out some dogs who were raised with the former style.

 

Tutorial On How Dogs Are Raised To Murder Things

Nothing like breeding dogs to be destruction machines.  At least they attack criminals, hopefully.

 

Dog Attacks Shark

Your dog would never do this.

 

Dog Hilariously Eats A Pigeon

The music makes this even funnier.

 

Terrifying Dog Instills Terror

Did we mention this dog is terrifyingly terrible?

 

Dumb Woman Turns Dog Into Killing Machine

This is the type of thing people should be put to sleep for.  At least she got punished.

 

Cop Forced To Taser Dog After Attack

Not funny like "Don't tase me bro."

 

More Evidence For The "Putting People To Sleep" Debate

Why can't there be background checks before dumb ass people can own dogs?  And yes, she says her dog "jump on my vagina" and it "bite my labrador on the penis."  So there's that.