Everyone knows the risks surrounding live television: you screw up a line, maybe curse accidentally, or maybe you get caught checking out your anchor's cleavage.  But QVC is different because they demonstrate products--dangerous ones--and sometimes, it ends with hilarious consequences.

The Famous Ladder Fall

The ladder works, but the retard using it does not.

"It's very safe."

-Dumbass named Harold

Try and count the amount of times he talks about how safe this ladder is.  I still have to give it to him, even after it was CLEARLY broken, he still climbed up.  That's some serious dedication.  Or retardation.

A horse is a horse...unless it's a butterfly.

 

Not being able to read is one thing; you have to actually take classes to do that.  But  one look at a horse,  and you know it's a horse forever.  How this guy screws this demonstration up so badly is beyond me.

 

This sword is sharp-I'll prove it by demonstrating on my torso.

Maybe this failure really isn't this guys fault.  Either way, we're laughing.

Paula Abdul Demonstrates Liquor on QVC

I'm not sure what type of alcohol Paula Abdul is demonstrating here, but it sure is doing a great job.