The 7 Ugliest Minivans Ever Created

POSTED BY CSQUEEZE IN COLLEGE LIFE | ENTERTAINMENT | COMMENTS

All minivans are ugly, no exceptions, and should be reserved for those families with 8 or more children. However, 7 particular minivans take the cake on the ugly scale.

1996 Pontiac Transport

This pine tree green van is perfect if you wear kitten sweaters and take your slippers when visiting friends. Do you dress your 12 year old boy in socks and sandals as well?

1984 Toyota Town Ace

Please tell me that this van is from the set of Back To The Future - from the part that was cut during the editing process.

1984 Renault Espace

Good for groceries, great for a large group of clowns.

1993 Eurovan

Keep it in your Europe please.

1995 Ford Galaxy

Ford nicknamed this the “Space Ace” and marketed it as a technologically advanced people carrier.

1997 Ford Aerostar

Where old men store all their treasures… or little children…

1990 Vanagon

Is this terrorist transportation? Oh no, those are hippies inside.

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November 29. 2007 14:08

previa?

hsdghsgdsd

December 4. 2007 20:12

You know that Renault did a one off version of the Espace called the Espace F1, featuring the F1 3.5L naturally aspirated engine at 890 HP or so, sequential transmission and all.

Quite possibly the fastest grocery getter ever.

Ewen

December 7. 2007 07:08

Thanks for NOT mentioning the Olds Silhouette - I feel a little better now owning the one I inherited from my wife's grandparents. (It is one of my TWO minivans, thanks to the wonders of fertility drugs!!!!!!!)

Lotsokids

October 8. 2009 01:29