Our feline friends have long been our companions, but now, with their own accessories, they may be stealing the spotlight. What do you do when you see a hipster in need on a few safety pins and an extra inch of skirt lugging around a Persian named princess in a mini Deisel hoodie? Point and laugh. Then slap your knee and laugh. Then tell her that her new extensions are coming unglued and walk away.

The first step to preening your pet is to drop a wad of cash on this Swarovski Crystal necklace that was constructed and soldered by hand. How else could your cat possibly know you love her?

Next, be sure to find the flashiest, tackiest and most childish carrier to tote around while taking princess to Cat Kingdom. This cotton and fleece bassinet is a cozy dream spot for a cat of any pedigree.

If a bassinet is not her thing, or if your arms are too weak for Fluffy’s ever expanding belly, a specialty pet stroller will do just fine. Bonus: You won’t have to buy another one when you pop a baby out!

Everyone knows that a trained Fluffy is a a Fluffy worth having. With this CitiKitty Kit, you will no longer have to pend and scoop powdery turds from the litter box. Fluffy can flush for himself.

And lastly, if you live in the great NorthEast, winter can be pretty cold and those hardwood floors are not easy on Babs. These indoor booties are comfy enough to lounge around all day in. Of course, they are not meant for outdoor use, but that’s what Swank Pets makes boots for, right?

However, if you do not care about labels and simply want a warm and stylin’ feline, Christine Landry has all the how-to’s on knitting your own purrfect clothing.