How many times have you whined about something ridiculous i.e., "My iPod isn't working!" or "This pizza has too many pepperoni on it!" or "This massage therapist puts me to sleep every time." You know, things people complain about. Well, we only need to take one look at this dog and feel like a real piece of shit. We're no veterinarians, thanks to an unfortunate incident at a party in college, but we're certain dogs need a total of 4 legs to be considered dogs. This dog has about half of that, and gets along just fine. It's inspirational and bittersweet.