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The NFL's 7 Fattest Coaches


These guys could get on the O-line if the team was in dire straits.

 

7.)  Eric Mangini

"How do my tits look in this shirt?"

 Number Of Chins:

Normal number.  He's more of a man-tits guy.

Waistline:

38-40"

Fattest Attribute:

Boobs

 

6.)  Mike Holmgren

"I ordered onion rings forty-five minutes ago!"

Number Of Chins:

Again, just a jowl type of guy.

Waistline:

 42"+

Fattest Attribute:

Gut

 

5.)  Tom Cable

"If there is a God...make this football a hoagie of some sort."

Number Of Chins:

Just a fat face

Waistline:

40"+

Fattest Attribute:

Gut

 

4.)  Mike McCarthy

"You wouldn't happen to have some Krispy Kremes in that hand warmer?"

Number Of Chins:

3+

Waistline:

38-42"

Fattest Attribute:

Gut and chin

 

3.)  Wade Phillips

"Free nachos?!  OMG FREE NACHOS!"

Number Of Chins:

One regular chin, one jowl that hangs low

Waistline:

Must be around 45"

Fattest Attribute:

Gut or fat jowly chin

 

2.)  Andy Reid

"A large shake is only HOW much more?"

Number Of Chins:

2-5

Waistline:

Impossible to measure due to frequent jiggling.

Fattest Attribute:

Giant gut

 

1.)  Romeo Crennel

"I don't know what a Cleveland Steamer is, but it sounds delicious."

Number Of Chins:

Several

Waistline:

45"+

Fattest Attribute:

Everything.  Look at the guy.

 

 



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January 7. 2009 11:40

wtfmate

This is the kind of shoddy, piss poor articles that make me want to remove campus squeeze from my reader. One lame fat joke after another, and they all basically amount to the same exact punch line (haha! fat people like food. Get it?). Perhaps if this article actually contained some actual information, such as anecdotes about their fatness or a comparison of how they looked as young ballplayers to what they have become, or hell, even actual stats that the article didn't obviously make up in an attempt to be funny this article could have found some sort of redemption. Pathetic.

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January 7. 2009 11:53

RogerRamjet

Hahahahaha Romeo Crenell actually has a degree in Physical Fitness... I <3 the captions, had me rolling! wtfmate is a dork, relax pal...

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January 7. 2009 11:58

cSqueeze

WTFMate: If you liked this article, perhaps you should read yesterday's article about www.campussqueeze.com/.../...ather-Conditions.aspx !

To be fair, the Mangini line wasn't about food!

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