St. Patrick’s is one of the biggest drinking days of the year. We here at Campus Squeeze are convinced that is exactly what St. Patrick himself would want in reverence of his life. To ensure his legacy is honored properly we have provided a list of all your St. Patty’s necessities below. With this gear (and some green beer) fun is guaranteed.

St. Patty's Day Beer Mug Cooler

Whether you’re pre-gaming St. Patty’s Day at your place or staking out a spot at the parade this inflatable beer mug cooler is convenient and convivial. $15.99 [link]

Luck Of The Irish Koozies

I call ‘em koozies but the Oriental Trading Company calls ‘em can insulators. Either way, everyone enjoys a cold beer. $7.95/dozen [link]

Irish Beer Pong Table 

For serious Irish alki's, this beer pong table from Official Beer Pong Tables is a must have.  The table features an irish themed flag across the surface of the Irish Beer Pong Table.  Currently on sale for $124.99 [link].  Just please don't use strong beer! 

Mini Green Mug Shot Glasses

If whiskey’s your Irish drink of choice snag some of these Mini Mug shot glasses at $.66 each. [link]   For your sake, please don't try any of the worst shots though.

 

St. Patricks Day Clothing/Gear

In case any green hat isn’t obnoxious enough, consider a metallic green vest and bow tie [link] for $8.99:

Add shamrock sunglasses [link] and you’ll be the envy of every 7 year old at the parade ($4.99):

Or if you’re really hardcore invest in this full-on leprechaun costume. At least you can act like a complete drunken idiot and no one will recognize you (or identify you in a line up) with this outfit [link] for $85.95:

Although not as enjoyable as a real cigar, this fake green cigar does smoke and ash. $12/dozen [link]

There are tons of T-shirts, sweatshirts and other St. Patrick’s Day apparel. Here are some of our (clean) fav’s from Café Press:

Pub Crawl T-shirt [link]

Foreplay T-shirt [link]

Shamrock Flask

Any flask will do, but why not class it up with this personalized etched 8 ounce flask? Helps you get into the holiday spirit...the etching that is, not the spirit.  item # 4991 [link] ($24.25)

St. Patrick's Day Drinking Glass

Skip the usual Solo cups this year and splurge the $3.80 on this Parti-Yard Glass. This 25 ouncer comes with a lid and straw for easy mobility. Saves you some refills that’s for sure. [link]


We have provided you with everything you will need to have a jolly good St. Patrick’s Day except for the booze of course. So grab your favorite whiskey, a green beer and that chick over there and pay homage to the legendary St. Patrick.