Energy drinks have exploded in popularity. The research is unclear as to how well the drinks actually work, or if they may actually cause physical problems for a person. But regardless, people buy these things by the boatload. Here are the worst names, in our opinion.
Bawls
It's A Weird Name Because...
It sounds like it will taste like tears, or worse...a dude's sweaty ball sac.
Yxaiio
It's A Weird Name Because...
A good rule of thumb for names is that if you can't pronounce it, it's either awesome or horrible. This doesn't even resemble a word so we can't help but hate on the name.
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It's A Weird Name Because...
Does it burn on the way in or the way out?
Virus Of Beauty
It's A Weird Name Because...
This name is sort of funny. It's got a virus, which is bad. But it's a virus that causes beauty, which is good! So just consume this one at your own risk, or something. It depends on how willing you are to ingest deadly viruses for beauty, botox style.
Blue Jeans
It's A Weird Name Because...
when you're about to play sports do you ever say, "We're gonna win this race, just as soon as I get my lucky jeans on."
Beaver Buzz
It's A Weird Name Because...
it elicits visions of an interesting sex toy for men.
Bionic Boink
It's A Weird Name Because...
it sounds like lube used by futuristic sex robots.
Deep Throat
It's A Weird Name Because...
if you're familiar with the terminology, then the prospect of drinking 16 ounces of this stuff should shake you up a bit.
Howling Monkey
It's A Weird Name Because...
the cleanliness of this product is called into question when one pictures the lifestyle of the average monkey.
Who's Your Daddy
It's A Weird Name Because...
it sounds like misogynists live on this stuff. Or if you're a nerd, you'd definitely equate this drink with when the football team "took you swimming" in the bathroom.