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The Worst Shots Ever Created - 17 Horrible Shots


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If you've ever wanted to get back at someone, or just get your friend completely plastered for their 21st birthday, we've compiled a list of awful tasting shots that are sure to lay anyone out. We can take no responsibility for the after effect of these drinks. Just duck or move out the way, cause they're sure to start something!

17) Nasty B*tch

Yes, she's nasty, and so is this drink. Turn a 21st birthday into a really good time with this one.

  • 1½ oz. Tequila
  • ½ oz. Cointreau® Orange Liqueur

 

16) Abortion

The taste isn't as much of a killer as the consistency of this one. Think gooey white substances, with a touch of red. Yes, that's the best way to describe this one.

  • ¾ oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
  • ¾ oz. Peach Schnapps
  • A touch of grenadine

For extra fun, try eating with a coathanger!

 

  

15) Bloody Tampon

Where did they come up with the name, you ask? I have no idea, perhaps its the napkin you're supposed to suck on before taking the shot... either way, it makes it even more disgusting.

  • ½ oz. Tomato juice
  • 1 oz. Vodka

Suck on a napkin for 10 seconds then pour the shot down your gullet.

 

14) Gorilla’s Puke

If the name doesn't give it away, I don't know what will. Also known as 152, this drink will surely have you puking at the end of the night.

  •  ¾ oz. Bacardi 151
  • ¾ oz. Wild Turkey Bourbon Whiskey

 

 

13) Four Horsemen

It's definitely a classic, and one to make sure you get pictures of. The ingredients say it all; one shot will have your worst enemy crying for their mom!

  • ¾ oz. Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila
  • ¾ oz. Jagermeister Herbal Liqueur
  • ¾ oz. Rumple Minze Peppermint Liqueur
  • ¾ oz. Bacardi 151 Rum

 

12) Fire in the Hole

 Light this one on fire for a show; your enemies will be amazed at how cool it is, and you'll get a kick out of the after effect.

  • 1½ oz. Bacardi 151
  • A touch of grenadine

WARNING - This one is dangerous

 

 

11) Liquid Steak

If you are a meat lover, then this one is for you.  It's as close to a dead animal in a shot as you will ever get.

  • 1½ oz. Barcardi 151
  • Worcestershire Sauce

Fill shot with Bacardi then slowly top with a drizzle of Worcestershire Sauce.  No knives required.

 

10) Flatliner

Beware of ANYTHING with tabasco sauce. Put some hair on your best friends' chests with this one. They'll be burning for hours while you laugh in the corner. 

  • ¾ oz. Jigger Sambuca
  • ¾ oz. shot Gold Tequila
  • 3 dashes of Tabasco sauce 

 

9) Cement Mixer

Again, it's not so much the taste, but the consistency with this one. The lime juice makes the Bailey's curdle, turning into a booger-like consistency.

  • ¾ oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
  • ¾ oz. Lime Juice

Swish around in mouth then attempt to drink.

 

8) Motor Oil

It's the type of drink that's sure to make you wonder what you just drank and why you did it. It's got a taste of everything, but nothing that should ever be mixed together. Definitely one for your worst enemy.

  • 1 oz. Jagermeisteer Herbal Liqueur
  • ½ oz. Peppermint Schnapps
  • ½ oz. Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps
  • ½ oz Malibu Coconut Rum

 

7) The Eggermeister

This is a manly version of a Jaegerbomb that is acceptable for males to drink out in the wild.  They probably just won't like it. 

  • 1 ½ oz. Jaegermeister
  • One pickled egg (common in most bars)
  • One highball glass

Place shot in highball, and then place pickled egg in.  The nastiness comes from having to hold the Jaeger in your mouth as you chew the rubbery, pickled egg.

 

6) Prarie Oyster

Looking for a little protein and/or chicken fetus in your drink? Well this is the shot for you! 

  • 1½ oz. Room Temperature Bourbon
  • 1 Raw Egg
  • 1 dash Tabasco

Place shot of Bourbon into rocks glass, then crack egg into glass (do not stir).  Sprinkle Tabasco on top and enjoy!  May want garbage can near by for any "reversals" that could occur.

 

5) The Holocaust

A lot of prep work goes into this shot, and microwaves are needed as well. 

  • 1 oz. of Vodka
  • One Squirt of Hot Mustard
  • ½ oz. of Sauerkraut Juice

Mix sauerkraut and vodka, microwave for 10 seconds, squirt in mustard and drink.  Or don't, because it really sucks.

 

4) New Jersey Turnpike

This shot must occur in a bar; preferably at the end of the night at the scummiest one you find.

  • One Bar Mat
  • One Bar Rag

Take the bar mat and squeeze into a shot glass.  Top with what you can squeeze out of the bar rag.  Then go get a hepititus shot.  Note, if you sprinkle Parmasean Cheese on this shot, it turns into a whole other shot entitled "Dirty Panties" which is equally gross.

 

3) Smoker's Cough

The general consensus of the Campus Squeeze staff is that consistency-wise, this is the worst shot ever created, and also the most appropriately named.

  • 1½ oz. Jagermeister
  • One dollop of warm Mayonnaise

Fill shot with Jager, scoop in a heaping dollop of Mayo, and try not to puke, has been known to make people stop smoking for good.  

 

 

2) Hot Mexican Hooker

 Again, we here at Campus Squeeze all agree that this shot is the second-worst ever created, and also the second most appropriately named.

  • 1 oz. Jose Cuervo
  • ½ oz. of Tabasco Sauce
  • One large splash of Tuna Fish Juice 

Fill shot with Cuervo and tabasco then fill to the brim with tuna fish juice.  Not for the faint of heart.  You may want to always keep a can of tuna in your pocket solely to make this shot for your friends.

 

1) The Tapeworm

A very well rounded shot, the Tapeworm really would be a super burden for your digestive track, but at least you can puke this Tapeworm out.

  • 1 oz. Vodka
  • ½ oz. Tobasco
  • Pepper
  • Small Portion of Mayonaise

Add in liquids, sprinkle with pepper, then top the shot class with a thin layer of mayonaise. Once you poke through the layer of mayo, you get a glorious blast of vile liquid and you will probably feel symptoms associated with real tapeworms: abdominal discomfort, diarrhea, loss of appetite.  Really, don't try this shot.

 

Ok kids, that's it! Now go out and buy those drinks, be generous to others but remember to duck when the shot is being taken. You never know what you may end up receiving for being so mean!



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March 6. 2008 05:42

bobsanders

The four Horsemen is incorrect:
Its should be Jim Beam, Johnny Walker, jack Daniels, and Jose Cuervo. A close relative of the three wise men, which is the same minus the Jose.

bobsanders us

March 6. 2008 06:08

LandDolphin

What they have listed as "The four Horsemen" I've always known as "Liquid Cocaine"

LandDolphin us

March 6. 2008 06:08

sykojaz

The one we thought was pretty scary, we made up one night we called "The Bubba"

1/2oz Bailey's
1/2oz Kahlua
1/2oz Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
1/2oz Everclear

After a few of those, I passed out hanging out the front door of my friends house...

sykojaz us

March 6. 2008 06:33

cleverlymadeup

i don't believe the rocky mountain bearf@*ker

equal parts:

jack daniels
tequilia
southern comfort

you can add jaggermeister to the mix if you want but those 3 are the main ingredients

cleverlymadeup ca

March 6. 2008 06:42

SandmanEsq

Tradopolis the Destroyer:
3/4 Oz. 151
3/4 Oz. Gold Schlagger
3/4 Oz. Rumple Mintz

Any shot that requires a rocks glass to serve is going to hurt - and this one is the mother of all.

This has also been referred to as "the Devil's Spooge."

SandmanEsq us

March 6. 2008 07:23

chdcar

I submit the Brocifer:

1/2 oz. Jack Daniels
1/2 oz. Goldschlager

Hip and horrible enough for people who like to say "Bro" a lot, as well as those who are down with Lucifer, I guess. This one is taking Chicago by storm right now.

chdcar us

March 6. 2008 09:40

emufarmer

Naga-sake

equal parts Egg Nogg and Sake

Think that was on the office?

emufarmer us

March 6. 2008 10:36

adambalm

I submit to you the Green Flame:

1 oz Green Chartreuse
1 tsp Bacardi 151

Pour the Chartreuse into a shot glass, and float the 151 on top.
Light it, blow it out, and shoot it.
Tastes a little like warm pine cones.
This was used as a punishment shot for people if they spilled a drink.

adambalm us

March 6. 2008 11:09

mrtonk

I submit: The Infected Whitehead

Absolute + Bloody Mary Mix + Cottage Cheese

mrtonk us

March 6. 2008 11:32

Mandos

I always enjoyed the 'Revolutionary' Tequila + Ouzo. It has a 15 minute time delay where you feel great then suddenly the booze hits and you fall off yer chair Smile

Mandos nz

March 6. 2008 12:53

drainbamaged

The Atomic Fireball:
1 1/4 oz Everclear
3/4 oz Phillips Hot 100
Take a deep breath after you shoot it. Your throat may go numb. More than one shot makes for a short night.

drainbamaged us

March 6. 2008 13:58

Handsolo469

The birdshit:
1.5 oz house tequila
tsp mayo
tsp ketchup
1 raisin

Handsolo469 us

March 6. 2008 15:34

MrBT

I don't remember the exact proportions, but the most worst gawd-awful one I've had (And I've had the tapeworm) is as follows:

1oz eggnog
1oz sour apple puckers
1/2oz creme de menthe
1/2oz lime juice

Mix together well (Creates a vicious version of the cement mixture) and top with about 1/8" of tabasco. Be prepared for hell - 3oz of this crap trying to slide down your throat while burning up. If your friends force you not to chase it, you will be in pain. This one was nicknamed the "Bloody Nose"

Another one that I wish I could remember what proportions it was, included Lemon Gin, Jack Daniel's, Crown Royal, some insane-proof vodka, Tabasco sauce (lots - a couple containers of it), a collection of tequila worms collected from quite a few bottles, all mixed into one of those 'Frozen Margarita Just-Add-Alcohol' buckets (Figured out the right amount to still freeze properly) and served as torture. This one was nicknamed the "Dirty Diaper" and was aptly so - It smelled AWFUL, and tasted even worse.

MrBT us

March 6. 2008 19:46

mackbenz

I have to say that this article lacks something called a reality. Who the heck is going to shoot shots with mayonaise? Hey lets just make a "worst desserts in the world" which is magnificently constructed of scorpions and millipede's. Fu|<!ng mayo?

I've travelled to over 300 places in North America, I live in Vancouver. I've also travelled to 30 different countries worldwide and in my entire life (because of work, I ain't rich, far from in fact, but I do party...hard) never have I ever been offered MAYO in a shot.

I also went to UBC, 40,000 Crazy Students on one of the biggest campuses in North America and never once did I come across anyone shooting it, talking about it or even mentioning it for any other reason than to put on a sandwich, which is all that our broke college asses can afford. Shooting it must be a luxury in some foreign country.

PLEASE, send me the details so I can visit this newly overtly obese society that shoots mayonaise, hold on wait? They took our North American title away?!

Splendid,


Seriously though...... mayo?!?


that's fu<!*ed

mackbenz ca

March 7. 2008 01:00

american21yrold

dear mackbenz and other canadians,
these are 21st birthday shots. it's that night when the point is to get you as messed up and shitty feeling as humanly possible and probably the ONLY occasion where you can really buy another person these shots. it's a fairly common thing amongst the regular-drinking (mostly male) college population. it's funny. and immature. and it's awesome to see your buddy down a shot like these.

i have to say, mackbenz, you lack an understanding of cultural and social realities (i.e. canadians turning their legal drinking age and the context in which they do it vs. americans turning their legal drinking age and their context).

also, putting mayo on fries is just about the dumbest and most awful idea. stay up north with that.

american21yrold us

March 7. 2008 01:31

fornstar412

Try this one, its called the Urine Sample:

1 oz Jose Cuervo
1/2 oz Pabst Blue Ribbon

Warm it in the microwave for 15 seconds and enjoy...if you can.

fornstar412 us

March 7. 2008 02:41

epgarman123

Try this on its called the greasy mexican:

2oz Tequila
A dollop of mayo, Then warm it up in the microwave.

epgarman123 us

March 7. 2008 03:12

conchdoggy

Concept shots

The Smurfette - full name "Smurfette's on the Rag"

Blue Curacao
Tequila
Baileys
151
Grenadine

What was supposed to be an awful tasting shot turned out not too bad...but when you finish it in the glass looks like a bloody left over period.

yummy!

conchdoggy hu

March 7. 2008 06:00

trux

Aright here's my favorite 21st bday shot. It was a right of passage for me and my friends.

The Stuntman:

1 shot of Tequila
Salt
2 Lime wedges

Shoot the tequila, snort the salt, then squirt both limes into your eyes.

trux us

March 7. 2008 06:05

schudder

To american21yrold: Canadians didn't invent mayo on fries, it's from Western Europe, you know, where fries were invented (in some countries, it's considered pretty much the only right thing to put on fries).

Though I gotta admit, making people insanely drunk and feeling like utter crap is probably a good thing to do when they're first allowed to drink... I can imagine it kinda deters alcoholism :p

schudder be

March 7. 2008 06:09

shift

I have one derived from softball....

The Dead Goat

1/2 vodka
1/2 milk

Not the most potent shot, but let it sit for a minute or so
slightly curdles man its disgusting.. Ill be team and take any shot but
the way it goes down is not pleasant.

shift us

March 7. 2008 06:32

pylenyh

I submit: The hitman shot

Shot of tequila
Line of salt
Wedge of lime

Snort the line of salt
Shoot the tequila
Squirt the wedge in your eye

pylenyh us

March 7. 2008 06:43

thehouseofsmack

Worst shot ever: The Dirty Panties:

1 oz 151
1/2 oz Tequila
1/2 oz whiskey (the cheaper the better)

Topped with fresh Parmesan cheese.

if you dont puke from the booze and taste, the parm burns like a mo**** Fu**** on the way down...and usualy takes its sweet ass time on the way down your throat.

thehouseofsmack ca

March 7. 2008 08:20

slap88

I submit:

The Dirty Sanchez

1 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Kaluhua
1/2 oz Baileys

slap88 us

March 7. 2008 08:25

Dave Nofmeister

Prairie Fire

Shot of Tequilla

Dash of Tabasco

Dave Nofmeister us

March 7. 2008 08:25

MikeDawg

The Gestapo aka Klingon Penis Shredder aka 252:
1/2 151 Rum
1/2 Ice 101 Peppermint Schnapps

Like most the drinks on this list, way gross, and will get you intoxicated.

MikeDawg us

March 7. 2008 09:35

bgz

The Mexican Urinal
-A shot of cheap tequila...microwave it for 15 seconds. Drink away.

bgz us

March 7. 2008 09:51

Baller666

Well girls. When you have finished these apperitives
you should try "Seamans Death".

1/2 Gin
1/2 Fernet Branca
Anjovis

Then kill yourselves with a couple of shots of
Easteuropean Absinth. Unleagal in most parts of the world
because of high quantities of tujon.

Baller666 fi

March 7. 2008 10:00

ejp7099

To Play off of the common Prairie Fire - The Dead Mexican Goat

1 oz Tequilla
1/2 Oz Half and Half
2 shots of Tobassco

Let the shot sit for a moment, it will Curdle. Then taste the chucks, both going down and coming up. Cheers!


ejp7099 us

March 7. 2008 12:48

GarrickR

Worst of the Worst here:

Hairy Pussy:
Fill shot glass with house vodka.
Drop in 1 pinch of Chewing Tobacco. Preferably anything finecut.

Enjoy.

GarrickR us

March 7. 2008 18:28

Urban_Sombreros

The Weasely Bitch

Jagermeister
Bailey's
Southern Comfort

Urban_Sombreros us

March 9. 2008 16:23

possumannie

Egg yolk is not a chicken fetus. Yolk is the protein source that growing chicks would feed on, if they were in the egg. Eggs for purchase have never (okay, very very very very rarely...have had one gross experience...) contained a chicken fetus.

Please take some basic Zoology.

possumannie us

March 10. 2008 13:59

bert

The Wild Black Bunny:
1 oz Wild Turkey
1 oz Jack Daniels
1 oz Amaretto

Light 'er up and toss 'er down! These will farq you up...

bert us

March 10. 2008 20:33

asystolik

I've heard of several variations of the Four Horseman. The one we use most frequently is 151, Rumpleminz, Jagermeister, and Goldschlager. I have heard of the Three wisemen that Bob mentioned, but when Cuervo is added it was called "the Three Wisemen and a Mexican porter"

For those you don't like or those with something to prove try:

Chilly Willie - Turn a shot glass upside down and fill the base with chilled Vodka of your choice then snort into your nostril of choice. Burns like hell and will mess your sinuses up for days!

Tequila Banzai - a simple shot of tequila scrambled. Chop the salt into a line and snort (not so bad if you've tried the above), then take the shot and squeeze the lime in your eye.

Yes, I've done all of these. No, I'm not proud of it.

asystolik us

May 6. 2008 13:50

Anarchial

I now submit, the Bleeding Throat

1 oz. Crown Royal (any proof)
1 oz. Smirnoff Vodka (higher proof=better)
1 oz. Favorite carbonated drink
1 oz. Tabasco
Half-can or less of favorite beer
2-4 ground Habanero peppers (orange, mature onesSmile

Stir well, drink as slowly as possible

Anarchial us

July 27. 2008 19:21

hoobies

Bong Water:
(equal Parts)
Murphy's Stout
Wild Turkey
Bacardi 151

hoobies us

September 24. 2008 19:46

MarFreakintinez

We made up a shot for my friend's college graduation (it took him until 27 years old to graduate with his bachelor's degree) and it had to be disgusting. It's called the "Cowboy Breakfast"

1 part Southern Comfort
Shot glass dipped in bacon grease and then lined with lowry's seasoning salt. (think of a margarita with the salt on the glass)
And in the shot glass you put 3 baked beans (yes baked beans)
Chase with the bacon you cooked with the grease.

You can check this out on youtube if you'd like. just look up cowboy breakfast to see us making it.

MarFreakintinez us

December 16. 2008 18:39

lamexicanita86

Bet no one can top this. It's called the Shitkicker. So named because it'll give you bad case of the runs--that is, if you can get it down.

2 parts peach schnapps
1 part coconut rum
1 tsp soy sauce
dash French's mustard

Mix thoroughly and serve in a chilled shot glass. Top with a spoonful of mashed banana.

lamexicanita86 mx

March 12. 2009 14:45

Dahousecat

You have to taste the Petrolio.

local oxacan Mescal
1 tsp soy sauce
1 tsp Worcestershire Sauce
a twist of lemon
By the way, in Mexico, we call the number 2 as "Hillybilly Spingbreaker"

Dahousecat mx