Yes, they're beautiful.  Yes, they're good for the ecosystem.  Yes, you can put a house in them.  But trees are dangerous.  Did you know trees are involved with at least 100% of all tree related accidents? 

 

Tree Jumps On Car, Attempts To Eat Passengers Inside

 

Tree Attempts To Break Into Shed To Kill Hiding Man

 

Tree Attempts To Bring Down Lumberjack

 

Tree Hates Man So Much It Decides To Crush His Truck--WITH HIM INSIDE

 

Tree Jumps Out Of Ground And Crushes A Man

 

Hate Filled Tree Crushes Whatever It Can

 

Tree Belly Flops Onto Shed In Sadistic Attempt To Destroy It