Hey there America!  No one knows about this, but there's an election coming up!  For President!  What's that?  You weren't aware of "no election."  Makes sense, the news hasn't been covering it much.  But it will, soon!  None of those statements are remotely true.  Tonight is the vice-presidential nominee debate!  Our fighters are Democrat Joe Biden and Republican Sarah Palin.  Make politics fun by involving alcohol!  We submit for you, the Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game: