Here's the thing; we don't mind whatever you believe.  If you're a conservative or liberal, we're cool with it.  But please have something to back up your belief.  Stuff like "I'm conservative because I believe in small goverment and individual rights," and "I'm a liberal because I believe that the government should employ programs to benefit the greater good."  You know, follow the ideology of your party and be rational.  Lately, mediocre SNL alum Victoria Jackson has be popping up on conservative talk shows and complaining about  Obama being a "communist."  She's so ridiculous that even BILL O'REILLY is like "Calm down, psycho." 

Listen people, she's read Nineteen-Eighty-Four TWICE.  Look at how O'Reilly is like "Yeah, I don't think Obama is like FIDEL CASTRO."  That's pretty cool of him, we admit. And her VOICE.  Ending every sentence on an upslope is unbearable. 

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See?  Never be successful!  If you do, Obama himself will come to your house and take your money and give it to the presumably shoeless burlap sack clad poor crowd following him like a Verizon commercial.  That's our problem with Victoria Jackson.  You can be a conservative, but at least be willing to look at a situation with logic and insight.  Again, straight-up communism?  These folks are also shocked by her views, except for Hannity, no surprise there.  And they have to shut her down!  Come on, Victoria Jackson!