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We're not exactly sure whose idea it was to step out of your perfectly good car and dance alongside it while jammin' to your favorite hip hop beats. Wasn't it rap sensation Mista Fab? Anyway, there's a whole myriad of retarded things that can happen to you and your car when you do that, but people still do it. Here's some of the worst results of an already stupid idea.
Car Jacked
Two white kids film a "ghost ride" in their surburban paradise, when a slightly more....ahem...urban kid takes the one kids car. Hey, he got what he deserved.
Ghost Ride The Truck...Into A Tree Although it appeared he had plenty of time to fix the situation, this genius stands there while his truck crashes into a tree.
Patience Is A Virtue
This guy couldn't wait to raise the gate, get in his car and drive away. Now he has a nice party story entitled "Why my back looks like I was a slave in Egypt."
Cop Tries The Ghost Ride
This cop ghost rides and shoots some dude in the face. That's how you do it.
The Sudden Stop "Hey guys, I know you're dancing on top of my moving vehicle and all, but I will now jam on the brakes."
Ghost Ride! You Never Said Anything About A Ditch
Not that you'd expect someone who actually thinks this is a good idea to plan ahead, but these geniuses fail to plan ahead and watch as their car heads into a ditch.
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